Q:You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
i’m gonna rewrite fifty shades the way it should have actually gone.
"ana," christian says to me, his dark eyes brooding and intense. "i want to hit you. that would get me off."
"but i differ from members of the established bdsm community in that i don’t want you to hit me."
"i’m going to hit you anyway."
"fucking bye," i say, as i get on a motorcycle and wheelie off into the sunset, never to see him again.
that guy in the top gif is rockin that face makeup and piercings
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"